I am a programmer, after a long day of debugging crappy code, I don't want to spend my free time debugging someone else's crappy code. All my appliances are as

I am a programmer, after a long day of debugging crappy code, I don't want to spend my free time debugging someone else's crappy code. All my appliances are as dumb as possible. All my light switches are simple mechanical on/off switches. The 12:00 on my kitchen stove was blinking for 11 years and I don't plan to change it.