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It Splits The Air in Two with the power of the BASS DROP IDK, an EDM Knife sounds like a cool idea.
by yumaikas 4y ago
It Splits The Air in Two with the power of the BASS DROP
IDK, an EDM Knife sounds like a cool idea.
- cvanvlack 4y agoLooking for one to add to the app now. lol
- gear_envy 4y agoEDM KNIFE USER MANUAL [From WEEB Corporation, the industry leader in melee weapons and cosplay supply] Please keep all magical weapons pointed in a safe direction and out of the reach of children. Step 1: Using aseptic technique, load the hilt chamber with concentrated liquid MDMA. Remember to wear gloves during this process! Step 2: While the product is still sheathed, activate the EDM Knife’s special powers by performing the PLUR hand signs as if you were casting a Naruto jutsu. The knife will begin emitting lights and a sick beat as soon as you draw it. This indicates that the weapon will now inflict a status ailment. Step 3: Proceed to stab and/or slash your opponent(s). If you followed Steps 1 and 2 correctly, your wounded enemies will soon be rolling too hard to continue fighting. *WEEB Corporation is not liable for any injury caused. Please contact customer support for any questions and concerns.