Second story! A former manager used to work for the Vax silicon team. For the youngster: the Vax was a very popular mini computer in the eighties. It was also

Second story! A former manager used to work for the Vax silicon team. For the youngster: the Vax was a very popular mini computer in the eighties. It was also copied by the evil communists on the other side of the iron curtain. So the engineers put a message on the die, in Cyrillic: “Vax, when you care enough to steal the very best.” When they found out about it, management wasn’t totally happy about it, but it didn’t go any further than “do don’t this again.” https://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/pages/russians.html https://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/pages/russians.html