To be perfectly blunt, the "much cheaper option", which I fear you may have failed to consider due to your current state of consumerist paroxysm, is to just wai

To be perfectly blunt, the "much cheaper option", which I fear you may have failed to consider due to your current state of consumerist paroxysm, is to just wait until your current contract is up. You've presumably managed to survive at least a couple decades without Siri. Is the prospect of having to live without it for another 40 days really so terrifying that you'd rather blow $100 than wait it out?