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I wonder what 30-40 something hacker news user would like, if I solely go by making generalized assumptions and stereotypes. - EDM knife - Alcoholic beverage
by ahmed_ds 4y ago
I wonder what 30-40 something hacker news user would like, if I solely go by making generalized assumptions and stereotypes.
- EDM knife
- Alcoholic beverage of some kind
- Maybe a first edition of some book they like; Maybe a movie poster they used to own when they were in college
- Boutique mechanical keyboard
- Handmade wallet
- Semi professional/Podcasting microphone
- A bag coffee that has a novelty story attached to it
- A mug that has some kind of dad joke like humor to it
- Fountain pen and a diary (Everyone knows how much HN is into notetaking stuff!)
That's about it really. At the end of the day, give any of these stuff to anyone in HN but try to tell a story behind that. They will be happy. :)
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- eadmund 4y ago> - EDM knife Do you mean an EDC knife? Because EDM means electronic dance music to me …
- yumaikas 4y agoIt Splits The Air in Two with the power of the BASS DROP IDK, an EDM Knife sounds like a cool idea.
- cvanvlack 4y agoLooking for one to add to the app now. lol
- gear_envy 4y agoEDM KNIFE USER MANUAL [From WEEB Corporation, the industry leader in melee weapons and cosplay supply] Please keep all magical weapons pointed in a safe direction and out of the reach of children. Step 1: Using aseptic technique, load the hilt chamber with concentrated liquid MDMA. Remember to wear gloves during this process! Step 2: While the product is still sheathed, activate the EDM Knife’s special powers by performing the PLUR hand signs as if you were casting a Naruto jutsu. The knife will begin emitting lights and a sick beat as soon as you draw it. This indicates that the weapon will now inflict a status ailment. Step 3: Proceed to stab and/or slash your opponent(s). If you followed Steps 1 and 2 correctly, your wounded enemies will soon be rolling too hard to continue fighting. *WEEB Corporation is not liable for any injury caused. Please contact customer support for any questions and concerns.
- metadat 4y agoEDM Knives are all the rage these days, haven't you heard? They're like, made out of rubber. https://getedmknife.com https://getedmknife.com https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EDMKnife https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EDMKnife EDC knives are nice too, but they're only produced in Nevada.
- Eduard 4y agoAnd I thought it's a next-level ultrasonic knife, https://youtu.be/uK4hvcUxNFw https://youtu.be/uK4hvcUxNFw ; makes a geeky present indeed.
- bumby 4y agoHere I thought they meant electric discharge machining and thought "Whoa...this person must have a realllly expensive shop in their garage."
- krnlpnc 4y agoEDM knife music is characterized by the driving 4-to-the-board beat. Cutting board that is. Chop chop chop chop