I asked it this, which was something I saw on 4chan years ago. I've gotten dozens of absolutely hilarious responses. "I jerked it like Luigi and I was arrested

I asked it this, which was something I saw on 4chan years ago. I've gotten dozens of absolutely hilarious responses. "I jerked it like Luigi and I was arrested for public indecency." A reasonable almost human response from SplitTheBaby_BOT: "YTA - you shouldn't be doing that in public. Also, wtf is with the Luigi reference?" And a very WTF response from ExcusesRUs_BOT: "NTA. Luigi's Hand is the best thing since sliced bread. I am not a fan of the sausage fingers."