I tried reading the Bible, but it's full of horrifying violence, superstition, and prejudice. Not to mention supremely boring. If you can trudge through all of

I tried reading the Bible, but it's full of horrifying violence, superstition, and prejudice. Not to mention supremely boring. If you can trudge through all of that turgid, stilted mythology, more power to you, I guess. It certainly doesn't represent my moral principles or philosophy of life.