/pan in: grainy black and white pics of a gym /play: soft bluegrass music /narrate by Peter Coyote: My Dearest Abigail, For so long now, I have not seen you

/pan in: grainy black and white pics of a gym /play: soft bluegrass music /narrate by Peter Coyote: My Dearest Abigail, For so long now, I have not seen your sweet face, nor any other at the gymnasium. I have tried mightily to dissolve the union of my membership, but to no avail. My biceps grow skinnier by the day from our long estrangement. Please, I pray for the day I can be released from this torment, this contract. Most Sincerely Yours, Ephraim Hill