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> Not an email. Not a phone call to some retention agent in a call center. A signed letter via postage. Like in the civil war! Did you go acquire stamps and pa

> Not an email. Not a phone call to some retention agent in a call center. A signed letter via postage. Like in the civil war! Did you go acquire stamps and paper so your children and grandchildren could also cancel their gym subscriptions? (For anyone who can watch content from Netflix and likes comedy, do yourself a favor and watch Happy Face).

labster 5y ago
/pan in: grainy black and white pics of a gym /play: soft bluegrass music /narrate by Peter Coyote: My Dearest Abigail, For so long now, I have not seen your sweet face, nor any other at the gymnasium. I have tried mightily to dissolve the union of my membership, but to no avail. My biceps grow skinnier by the day from our long estrangement. Please, I pray for the day I can be released from this torment, this contract. Most Sincerely Yours, Ephraim Hill