Stupid question: can you report your income as illegal on purpose in order to pay tax on it because you fear the wrath of the IRS more than the police? If you d

Stupid question: can you report your income as illegal on purpose in order to pay tax on it because you fear the wrath of the IRS more than the police? If you don't specify the exact nature of your crimes but only that you wish to pay them more money, will you get audited or get in trouble with the police/DA?