You're a cat, a 386 DOS machine is a tiny box on the floor. You jump in the box and slowly settle all of your limbs into the box till you can sit. Now you fit.

You're a cat, a 386 DOS machine is a tiny box on the floor. You jump in the box and slowly settle all of your limbs into the box till you can sit. Now you fit. Is it sane? No. But you're a cat.