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>In reality, the truth is always somewhere in the middle I've always held that lizard people control some of the government, and that the moon landing was fake
by revolvingocelot 5y ago
>In reality, the truth is always somewhere in the middle
I've always held that lizard people control some of the government, and that the moon landing was fake but obviously shot on location.
- irrational 5y agoHmm, birds are fake, birds are dinosaurs, dinosaurs look like lizards, therefore lizard people are fake.
- sn41 5y agoDinosaurs never died. They just became the world government. (/s)
- peteradio 5y agoToo big to fail
- b112 5y agoBy Gregory Peck's left ear, please stop!
- FooBarBizBazz 5y agoThey just turned into pigeons, really.
- akomtu 5y agoYour theory doesn't explain how some birds became alligators.
- krapp 5y ago>and that the moon landing was fake but obviously shot on location. Stanley Kubrick is nothing if not a true auteur. Also probably eats mice whole.
- redisman 5y agoAs a centrist I realize that they’re only half-lizard - not fully lizard like these ridiculous people claim
- ibz 5y agoStraw man and not even funny.
- revolvingocelot 5y agoNo, no, it's hilarious! An apropos invocation of the golden mean fallacy, exactly as you introduced it: "the truth is always somewhere in the middle"!!!