One of my favorite software devs I've worked with once told me that if he were elected president, his first and only action as president would be to abolish the

One of my favorite software devs I've worked with once told me that if he were elected president, his first and only action as president would be to abolish the presidency and then return home. Obviously not actually plausible, but I got a kick out of his sincerity on the topic. (If you're out there, Dan, hi!)