Everything is horrible, the world is going to end, there's nothing they can do about it, actual accomplishment is passe, and they can't even go out and get drun

Everything is horrible, the world is going to end, there's nothing they can do about it, actual accomplishment is passe, and they can't even go out and get drunk and get laid to deal with it. Sure weed's legal now but then Mom and Dad want a pull on the bong and that just fucks up the vibe. These kids need dirtbikes.