" So avoiding those things probably gets you most of the way there." How do I get anonymous internet access, from inside my cave? More serious, the "best" way

" So avoiding those things probably gets you most of the way there." How do I get anonymous internet access, from inside my cave? More serious, the "best" way to do crime, is probably doing crime no one (in your jurisdiction) bothers enough to demand police action. Which is why most(?) cyber gangs are operating from russia, kasachstan, etc. against the west. Also your list misses IP logging from ISPs.