Somebody lit its fuse. We're gonna have a second sun for a while. The nightlight industry will be devastated. If it catches, of course. You know how it is, tho

Somebody lit its fuse. We're gonna have a second sun for a while. The nightlight industry will be devastated. If it catches, of course. You know how it is, tho; the wind blows wrong or whatever and you have to try lighting it again and again until finally you pour a gallon of gasoline on it and toss a lit road flare in.