From a future Black Mirror episode: "Welcome to Seaview Estates, a Safer Neighborhood(tm) by Amazon & in cooperation with the TSA. We are proud of our award w

From a future Black Mirror episode: "Welcome to Seaview Estates, a Safer Neighborhood(tm) by Amazon & in cooperation with the TSA. We are proud of our award winning public transit connections. Our security officers will conduct quick, minimally invasive searches of all residents, visitors, pets and vehicles when leaving your house, and upon returning to a Safer Neighborhood. Please note that delays should be expected when entering a Safer Neighborhood, so you should arrive early to clear our screening process. All liquids, gels and powders should be in transparent containers of no more than 2 ounces, unless from a Safer Neighborhood certified vendor. Did you know that all products purchased through Amazon Prime are pre-certified?"