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All you need is an outsized ego that's easily bruised and you too can be a Twitter legend.

• mmastrac 5y ago
  The important next step is to tweet meaningless nonsense. So short that it can't be wrong, but so vague your followers will create their own illusion of your brilliance.
  • Apocryphon 5y ago
    Not meaningless, merely ambiguous. Twitter’s pithy format expedites this bigly. Entire site is one big series of Rorshach tests.
  • scruple 5y ago
    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.