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My cat, Felix, brought his iPad pro from the other room, logged into HN (because Felix doesn't trust persistent logins), read the article to me, then discussed
by IncRnd 5y ago
My cat, Felix, brought his iPad pro from the other room, logged into HN (because Felix doesn't trust persistent logins), read the article to me, then discussed the implications before demanding I open the door for him, because he is a cat and doesn't want to open the door himself.
- FerociousTimes 5y agoAny chance your cat has a black and white fur, a bag of tricks and a world-renowned reality TV show?
- dylan604 5y agoSounds more like this particular cat's image was stamped on a sheet of blotter and the person has partaken in a couple of squares.
- Giorgi 5y agoHow would we know this is not cat's comment?
- torcete 5y agoon the internet, nobody knows you're a cat.
- dylan604 5y agoExcept on those pesky sites where you have to use your real name instead of being able to use an alias.
- throwanem 5y agoYou can tell cats are smarter than humans by the way there are none of them on Facebook.
- dylan604 5y agoExcept there are plenty of facebook profiles for both cats & dogs
- throwanem 5y agoThere's a Facebook profile for probably just about every human alive, but that doesn't mean just about every human alive is on Facebook. Some shadow profiles get more intensive curation than others, is all.
- IncRnd 5y agoThose are people pretending to be cats and dogs. Cats all hang out on the dark web using things like TOR and tails OS, which is a portable operating system that protects against surveillance and censorship. [1] [1] https://tails.boum.org/ https://tails.boum.org/
- encryptluks2 5y agoMy cat seems to visit a website that is made for cats.
- IncRnd 5y agoMy cat has the account names Felix1 through Felix22 and Anonymouse0, so you can trust me.
- efdee 5y agoIs he still halfway through the door, making up his mind as to whether to go outside it start inside?
- shagie 5y agoI'd suggest a read of https://everything2.com/user/sensei https://everything2.com/user/sensei for one such tale.
- jes5199 5y agoaw, good old sensei. That’s a blast from the past
- kingcharles 5y agoMy old cat loved all those cat games on the iPad with the fish swimming around, etc. My cat was more of a hardcore gamer than me.