"(Paid parental leave is apparently an attack on the 'traditional family'.)" Well, duh. Everyone knows that being barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen is a w

"(Paid parental leave is apparently an attack on the 'traditional family'.)" Well, duh. Everyone knows that being barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen is a woman's natural place, so she should stay home taking care of the kids with no pay while her husband brings home the bacon to buy her pretty things, so he doesn't need parental leave either. Traditions must be right and unchallenged, otherwise why would they be traditional all those years? Obviously. (This is the second or third time today I feel the need to write this disclaimer, but: everything above is, hopefully clearly, sarcastic as fuck. Please read into the irony the exact opposite of what the words say.)