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FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition
- mc4ndr3 5y agoToo soon.
- dm319 5y agoWhere do I find the actual code for the algorithm in here?
- dmitrygr 5y agohttps://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition/blob/uinverse/src/main/java/com/seriouscompany/business/java/fizzbuzz/packagenamingpackage/impl/math/arithmetics/NumberIsMultipleOfAnotherNumberVerifier.java https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris... and https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition/blob/uinverse/src/main/java/com/seriouscompany/business/java/fizzbuzz/packagenamingpackage/impl/loop/LoopRunner.java https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris... more or less
- mirntyfirty 5y agoPainfully accurate
- dm319 5y agoWow!
- alar44 5y agoI've seen this many times, but this is the first time I noticed the issues list. Absolutely hilarious.
- spacemanmatt 5y agogah, RxJava upgrade was proposed 5 years ago. No action.
- durnygbur 5y agoThis is enterprise Java, there are dead serious people creating software like this and demanding software like this. As a person who paid mental tool dealing with both, this codebase makes me anxious.
- tonyedgecombe 5y agoIf you want code like this just demand 100% unit test coverage on any Java project. This is what will magically pop up at the end.
- durnygbur 5y agoHook up to the codebase a tool to automatically measure code coverage, assign to the project scrum master, POs, PMs, and few meek developers. Even enums will be tested. This duality is brain damaging for me - here you laugh but we meet in the office and it will be a requirement.
- enriquto 5y agoMy favourite part of this satire is the code of conduct. Straight out of a Monty Python sketch!
- xwowsersx 5y agoThere's an open PR containing the following: if (!myResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversion.equals(myResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionThatIsUsedForChecking)) { final IllegalStateException myIllegalStateExceptionThrownBecauseMyResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionDidNotEqualMyResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionThatIsUsedForChecking = new IllegalStateException("myResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversion did not equal myResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionThatIsUsedForChecking!"); loggerUsedToOutputPossibleErrorsFromMyResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversion.error(myIllegalStateExceptionThrownBecauseMyResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionDidNotEqualMyResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionThatIsUsedForChecking); } return new String(myResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversion); Lol I enjoyed that.
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- logankeenan 5y agoA friend of mine made a cloud native fizzbuzz which, I think, was inspired by this. https://github.com/alexashley/cloud-native-fizzbuzz https://github.com/alexashley/cloud-native-fizzbuzz