> And if you ever suggest removing a broken chair, you get a thousand angry emails flaming you because people are emotionally attached to the chair despite it h

> And if you ever suggest removing a broken chair, you get a thousand angry emails flaming you because people are emotionally attached to the chair despite it having exposed nails that stab up into the rear end of anyone who sits in it? Also 8/10 of these people have used this chair 3 times, grand total of 15 seconds maximum, at best. If you are lucky these occurrences were within the past 10 years. But again: don't you dare do it unless you want an essay on why that shitty chair is actually the most platonically ideal chair that ever graced Gods Earth. Until you fucked it up, that is.