Is there a way for me to actually pay you some quantity of money in exchange for anything shipped to my doorstep? Because I will absolutely pay you some nontriv

Is there a way for me to actually pay you some quantity of money in exchange for anything shipped to my doorstep? Because I will absolutely pay you some nontrivial quantity of money. $19.95 + shipping and handling is a bargain. Charge more! (The programming world has been waiting a long time for a Billy Mays of devs. You're a natural.)