- So how can we do UBI? - Well we don't have the political capital to do it in real world currencies, but we can spawn crypto from nothing, so that could work.

- So how can we do UBI? - Well we don't have the political capital to do it in real world currencies, but we can spawn crypto from nothing, so that could work. Obviously we'll need to have a way to make this crypto currency actually valuable, and stable, but let's figure that out later. - Ok, ok, so technically, what do we need to make this work? - Well, the main problem is surely that people are going to want to claim their UBI several times, so we need a way to control that. - Ah, ok, we have AI to do that right? - Well yeah, but we need to send an army of people everywhere on the planet, each with a specially created device that scans everyone eyeballs. - Uh? Can't we do this with a webcam? - No people will cheat. - But that's going to cost an awful lot of money, how are we going to fund that? - We'll go to VC, they'll give us the money, and well that crypto money is going to raise in value, so we'll have that, and otherwise we could monetize the planet wide authentication scheme that we created. - And you are sure this is going to solve the world's poverty problem?