Because hijacking the name of a popular project is a dickish move in general (see http://www.php.net/license/index.php#faq-lic http://www.php.net/license/index.

Because hijacking the name of a popular project is a dickish move in general (see http://www.php.net/license/index.php#faq-lic http://www.php.net/license/index.php#faq-lic), doing it for ludicrous reasons even more so.