20 years or so ago, as a highschooler, I thought it was funny the time I called 1-800-compaq1 (or whatever the computer company number was - which was also funn

20 years or so ago, as a highschooler, I thought it was funny the time I called 1-800-compaq1 (or whatever the computer company number was - which was also funny since our phones didn't show a 'z' label, but 'w,x,y' I think, and asked support where the "any" key was as I was "stuck" installing something that required me to press the "any" key to continue. Support person was not amused. "It's any key"; "yeah, sure, but where is that on the keyboard?"; "ugh. It's any key"; " yeah, totally, but where is it? -- oooooh, you mean any key of my choosing? I can press spacebar or "esc"?"