Edit: Apparently this is real?! https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/dyson-debuts-zone-headphones-with-odd-air-purifying-visor/ https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/dyson-deb

Edit: Apparently this is real?! https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/dyson-debuts-zone-headphones-with-odd-air-purifying-visor/ https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/dyson-debuts-zone-headphones-w... Joke's on me. Reality is weird.