This is a hilarious/sad generalization of a country of ~330 million people masquerading as an investigation into stress. I get the impression that you started w

This is a hilarious/sad generalization of a country of ~330 million people masquerading as an investigation into stress. I get the impression that you started with the point you wanted to make - "never trust an American" - and then stumbled backwards from there into a very rigorous exploration of the the cause and effect of stress.