Those who visit the link expecting jokes: you can read them in the comments on this page. The BBC page linked to has only one full joke. The following one. Two

Those who visit the link expecting jokes: you can read them in the comments on this page. The BBC page linked to has only one full joke. The following one. Two men had been ridiculing the king at a drunken feast – the king was furious and summoned the men. Clearly disaster was about to befall the men, but then one of them answered: 'We might have said those things, but that was nothing to what we were going to say if the wine hadn't run out!'