C# isn't the unholy incantations of unmaintainable cargo cult development. I don't care if its faster, I care if I have to weep for hours prior rewriting ungodl

C# isn't the unholy incantations of unmaintainable cargo cult development. I don't care if its faster, I care if I have to weep for hours prior rewriting ungodly spaghetti. I've written code in many languages professionally, in the hierarchy of fuckery I've seen done in order to write code php is worse than perl, which is worse than js, which is worse than sucking on the teets of the chthonic elder gods. I would rather eat a hefty bowl of my own vomit while walking across a mile of broken glass before having to maintain anything written in php.