> Plus, the cow would probably step on you. Cows are pretty docile during milking. I mean, it’s not a great idea to crawl under _any_ object that size that ca

> Plus, the cow would probably step on you. Cows are pretty docile during milking. I mean, it’s not a great idea to crawl under _any_ object that size that can move unexpectedly, but if you’re in a quiet barn (to avoid the cow getting spooked) you could get away with it.