False dichotomy. “No profits ever” and “unicorn IPO” are not the only two options and if the latter isn’t on the cards, “fat executive compensation and cocktail

False dichotomy. “No profits ever” and “unicorn IPO” are not the only two options and if the latter isn’t on the cards, “fat executive compensation and cocktail lunches while pretending you’re on the way to the latter” looks pretty good.