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In my career, I've gone from Waterfall, to XP, to Agile/Scrum methodologies.I've also spent some time doing V-Model. Personally, I'm looking forward to the swit
by daveslash 5y ago
In my career, I've gone from Waterfall, to XP, to Agile/Scrum methodologies.I've also spent some time doing V-Model. Personally, I'm looking forward to the switch to the "Screw It, This Works"™ methodology. Looking forward to the Addison-Wesley book series!
Edit: I've just founded the "Screw It, This Works"™ Alliance. Sign up today to become a certified SITW Master.
- breckenedge 5y agoWhen do we get to write a manifesto?
- 6510 5y agoyou are looking at it
- eqmvii 5y agowe call that “fuck it, ship it”
- bigbluedots 5y agoI've seen the "it mostly works, ship it and we'll fix it later" approach used. The second part usually doesn't happen of course
- wsc981 5y agoWell, do you want a promotion or not?
- FerociousTimes 5y agoor exceptionally better "Fuck it, we'll do it live"
- sokoloff 5y ago“Let’s get this working in prod; after that, we’ll back patch it to dev…”
- randomswede 5y ago"Git push is prod push"
- eurasiantiger 5y agoBrand it FISIcal Project Management.
- winged 5y agoDeadline Oriented Programming.
- gonzo41 5y agoFollowed by "The Production environment is just Big Test"
- ericol 5y agoI work in a rather small company, but we are 100% WFH and we span quite a few timezones (From South America to South East Asia). Just yesterday I was summoned at 22:00 to un-fix a small previous fix that had been introduced earlier in the day and was affecting the production site... And the fix was meant "only" for test domains.
- elihu 5y agoI like the saying that software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.
- heresie-dabord 5y ago> fuck it, ship it This is a sub-domain of Fuck Users, Ship Excrement, or FUSE-Dev.
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- dorgo 5y agoIt's way better than "Screw it, it probably doesn't work, but we have new projects to work on."
- BigJono 5y agoOr my personal favourite: "Screw it, this works, but I'm bored so I'm going to add 3rd party libraries to it until it doesn't work".
- evilotto 5y ago> "Screw It, This Works"™ Alliance. Where is the conference and the website to download a frameable printable "Certified SITW Master" certificate?
- lmkg 5y agoThe way you earn the certificate is by making it yourself in MS Paint, from one of your other certs and a screenshot of the logo you take from the website.
- babagabooj 5y agoI'm a fan of the TFTGAF (too fried to give a fuck) Coding Methodology... Everything else is an anxiety disorder.
- RcouF1uZ4gsC 5y agoIf you use "Helps" instead of "Works" (Screw It, This Helps) Then you can have the SITH Alliance and give out SITH master certifications.
- int_19h 5y agoAnd in 10 years, there would be daily team screwing sessions...
- nixpulvis 5y agoIt's all fun and games until you drop a decimal and end up in some real trouble fast.