Samsung has some crazy thing turned on by default which makes selfies into air-brushed portraits where you've applied blush and a sparkle to your eye. It's surr

Samsung has some crazy thing turned on by default which makes selfies into air-brushed portraits where you've applied blush and a sparkle to your eye. It's surreal, ridiculous and generally disturbing. Happily, since it's a non-iOS device, I can just turn it off. Apple is Apple. Bitching about the way they over-coddle their users is a pastime almost as old as I am at this point, so I won't. I'd be a devoted Apple zealot if they gave power users the ability to customize their devices. It's disappointing they don't, as they have such nice kit, but I'm not their target market and never have been, so I just use other products. Apple hasn't noticed my personal boycott, yet, but any day now, they'll notice and cave in to my demands, I'm sure.