Things I love about my dumb phone: - 10 to 12 day battery life - 2 spare batteries in my drawer - charges off a standard USB like an angry bull (about 4 mins

Things I love about my dumb phone: - 10 to 12 day battery life - 2 spare batteries in my drawer - charges off a standard USB like an angry bull (about 4 mins to half full) - can remove the battery, flip it over and replace cover - can hide a folded £10 note in there and double the phone's value - has a standard 3.5mm headphone/mic like proper phones should - If I drop it, nothing happens - I put it through the wash and it still works - It pisses-off people with a £900 iThing - It makes that cute Nokia jibgle when you switch it on - it's pink and has a Hello Kitty sticker, which really pisses of people with "serious" phones