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There's a joke in French about two horses that go to the movies, I usually can't finish telling it from laughing too hard, yet people often find it extremely la

There's a joke in French about two horses that go to the movies, I usually can't finish telling it from laughing too hard, yet people often find it extremely lame and unfunny. You can't explain humor I guess.

Al-Khwarizmi 5y ago
By the unwritten rule of jokes, you must now tell us the joke.
- mushyhammer 5y ago
  A priest, a rabbi and a horse walk into a bar.
  - mushyhammer 5y ago
    Weren't they two horses?
    - mushyhammer 5y ago
      Exactly.
  - Sharlin 5y ago
    The horse says, okay I absolutely fucked up that jump, but what the hell are you two doing here in the middle of a hurdle track?
- Biganon 5y ago
  OK, I'll try. Keep in mind that English is not my first language. Two horses go on a date. First they go and have a few drinks, and then they go to the restaurant. After that, they decide to go to the movies, and they go in one of those theaters with a big balcony in addition to the floor seats. They sit on the balcony and the movie starts. After a while, one of the horses gets bored and decides to stretch its legs a little and walk around. It approaches the balcony railing and has a look around, at the people down on the floor seats, because it's more interesting than the movie itself. But suddenly, from leaning too hard against the railing, the horse falls down the balcony onto the people below. The other horse doesn't notice at first. But after a while, it realizes the first horse is missing, so it looks around, looking for it. It approaches the railing, looks at the floor seats, and suddenly trips and falls down on the people below. At this point, a very annoyed gentleman shouts: "hey, up there! Would you stop throwing horses??" There you go.
riskable 5y ago
Modern version of an E.B. White quote: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Sure, you learn something but the frog dies in the end." Original version: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." - E.B. White

Al-Khwarizmi 5y ago

By the unwritten rule of jokes, you must now tell us the joke.

mushyhammer 5y ago
A priest, a rabbi and a horse walk into a bar.
- mushyhammer 5y ago
  Weren't they two horses?
  - mushyhammer 5y ago
    Exactly.
- Sharlin 5y ago
  The horse says, okay I absolutely fucked up that jump, but what the hell are you two doing here in the middle of a hurdle track?
Biganon 5y ago
OK, I'll try. Keep in mind that English is not my first language. Two horses go on a date. First they go and have a few drinks, and then they go to the restaurant. After that, they decide to go to the movies, and they go in one of those theaters with a big balcony in addition to the floor seats. They sit on the balcony and the movie starts. After a while, one of the horses gets bored and decides to stretch its legs a little and walk around. It approaches the balcony railing and has a look around, at the people down on the floor seats, because it's more interesting than the movie itself. But suddenly, from leaning too hard against the railing, the horse falls down the balcony onto the people below. The other horse doesn't notice at first. But after a while, it realizes the first horse is missing, so it looks around, looking for it. It approaches the railing, looks at the floor seats, and suddenly trips and falls down on the people below. At this point, a very annoyed gentleman shouts: "hey, up there! Would you stop throwing horses??" There you go.

riskable 5y ago

Modern version of an E.B. White quote: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Sure, you learn something but the frog dies in the end." Original version: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." - E.B. White