* https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition * https://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/Fer

* https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition * https://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/Ferengi_Rules_of_Acquisition https://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/Ferengi_Rules_of_Acquisi... Clips of all of them being said: * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G-7aw6vurY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G-7aw6vurY I wish I could memorized them more readily, but I have to real practical reason to keep them stored in my head, but I wish I could have them handy for funsies just because.