That's why I'm of the opinion that, just as with the Oxford Comma, only godless heretics eschew the metric system. I can't tell you how many feet are in a mile,

That's why I'm of the opinion that, just as with the Oxford Comma, only godless heretics eschew the metric system. I can't tell you how many feet are in a mile, or at what temperature water boils in farenheit, or what the fuck a quart is, and I gleefully don't care!