A simpler solution: charge an indefinitely scheduled Bitcoin tax for any gas flared. As in, you agree that in exchange for flaring some amount of gas today we

A simpler solution: charge an indefinitely scheduled Bitcoin tax for any gas flared. As in, you agree that in exchange for flaring some amount of gas today we can come collect anytime in the future some amount of a wildly speculative and volatile asset from you, even if it involves more liability than your entire organization can sustain. Oh wait, we already have this, it's called climate change, we just pay it as an entire planet. This way lies madness.