Bluetooth? 　-- Don't need it. Only accessory I would use is bluetooth headphones, and wired is good enough. HDMI? -- Don't need it, why would I hook my table

Bluetooth? 　-- Don't need it. Only accessory I would use is bluetooth headphones, and wired is good enough. HDMI? -- Don't need it, why would I hook my tablet to my TV? Camera? -- Don't need it, I have a camera and a cell phone. Microphone? -- Why would I need a microphone on a tablet? micro/SD slot? -- Don't need it, my content is stored on Amazon's servers. It has enough physical space for content when I'm on the go. GPS? -- Don't need it, I'm not using this for maps on the go. That's what my cell phone is for. 3G? -- One valid point. Android Market? -- The most valid point, but not a deal-breaker. Lists like these are almost always ignorant of typical use cases. That's partly why Apple does so well -- they engineer for the typical use, even if it excludes power users.