MPW C compiler error messages: https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~jasonh/personal/humor/compile.html https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~jasonh/personal/humor/compile.html "a typ

MPW C compiler error messages: https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~jasonh/personal/humor/compile.html https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~jasonh/personal/humor/compile.html "a typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program" "'Volatile' and 'Register' are not miscible" "You can't modify a constant, float upstream, win an argument with the IRS, or satisfy this compiler" "This struct already has a perfectly good definition" "type in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4; page 39, lines 10-11 (I know you don't care, I'm just trying to annoy you)" "can't go mucking with a 'void *'" "we already did this function" "This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn't wide enough to read this whole error message" "Too many errors on one line (make fewer)" "Symbol table full - fatal heap error; please go buy a RAM upgrade from your local Apple dealer"