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[Cancel Screen] Are you sure you wish to leave Prime? You may be consigning your soul to eternal perdition! [Return to Bezos the Blessed] [No, I wish to spend
by HeckFeck 5y ago
[Cancel Screen]
Are you sure you wish to leave Prime? You may be consigning your soul to eternal perdition!
[Return to Bezos the Blessed] [No, I wish to spend hereafter in the lake of fire]
- jrootabega 5y agoYou are eligible for Pascal's Discount!
- ineedasername 5y ago[Lake of Fire Screen] We understand, maybe you aren't spiritual. That's okay! We value your business regardless. But you should consider that Jeff Bezos is a powerful billionaire that may one day bring about the Singularity and become Roko's Basilisk. We're not fucking around here, and we're upping the stakes: Some gods may be merciful, but Roko Bezos is not one of them [Spend no money outside the Amazon ecosystem ever again] [Consign an endless number of sentient emulated versions of yourself to an emulated lake of fire]