- The entire center-aligned blocks of text on the page moved over in relation to my scrolling for some reason This one kind of makes sense to me. It's the brow

- The entire center-aligned blocks of text on the page moved over in relation to my scrolling for some reason This one kind of makes sense to me. It's the browser's way of telling you "you're doing the right thing to scroll the whole page over, but there's no content outside of your viewport so we'll just snap you back after we let you peek to see for yourself". The rest... yeah, it's definitely an overloaded pattern.