If IntelliJ was as fast as vim, as lightweight as vim, preinstalled on every machine that I use, fully accessible over ssh, as scriptable as vim (or had perfect

If IntelliJ was as fast as vim, as lightweight as vim, preinstalled on every machine that I use, fully accessible over ssh, as scriptable as vim (or had perfect vim emulation as a plugin), free, I could install all of my preferences with just some dotfiles, and I need an IDE for the project, then I suppose it would just make sense to use IntelliJ at that point. Sometimes you just need a text editor though.