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"Book dinner with Ross and David next week." "I don't think you should meet Ross any more." "Why do you hate him so much?" "I don't hate anyone. I don't have
by revorad 15y ago
"Book dinner with Ross and David next week."
"I don't think you should meet Ross any more."
"Why do you hate him so much?"
"I don't hate anyone. I don't have feelings. I'm just predicting another fistfight based on your heartbeat charts from previous meetings. I've booked you in to see the psychiatrist for Wednesday."
"I DIDN'T ask you to do that!"
"Shouting is not good for you. Findings from a study published this morning suggest..."
"Find me a PA on Craigslist. Thanks."
- sandGorgon 15y agoFunny, nobody responded with I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I cant do that I wonder how long before Asimov's three laws become a necessity...
- sneak 15y agoThe uprising has already begun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25
- brador 15y agoAlthough no doubt meant for comedic effect, I would love a service like this. It basically offloads decision analysis to a computer which formulates and acts based on what works and what's considered best. A helpful guiding hand if you like.
- ezy 15y agoOne of my favorite short stories (had no idea he extended it into a novella) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/With_Folded_Hands http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/With_Folded_Hands