If you're going to make a satirical website, make a satirical website. The author wants to make it so clear that they're not into Web 3 that the first thing you

If you're going to make a satirical website, make a satirical website. The author wants to make it so clear that they're not into Web 3 that the first thing you see is a standard-issue rant against it with all the usual talking points. There's a lot to satirize about Web 3, but not a great implementation here.