I had a teacher a long time ago who was full of questionable wisdom for us 9th graders. My favorite was, "If you're not sure of your position, you should probab

I had a teacher a long time ago who was full of questionable wisdom for us 9th graders. My favorite was, "If you're not sure of your position, you should probably.. er.. um.. state it more strongly. I mean, STATE IT MORE STRONGLY! [fist pump]"