My favorite in the bad old days was ETrade. They wanted money to delete your account - $80! Fortunately they had an 'ETrade checks' feature, so I wrote myself a

My favorite in the bad old days was ETrade. They wanted money to delete your account - $80! Fortunately they had an 'ETrade checks' feature, so I wrote myself a check on my account for the entire total, directed their email to the trash and threw their snail-mail away for 2 years before it dried up.