> Please don't follow me on Twitter. You'll hate my account. Followed, of course, just for that. Hey, an old retweet of yours already got me blocked by some f

> Please don't follow me on Twitter. You'll hate my account. Followed, of course, just for that. Hey, an old retweet of yours already got me blocked by some fuckwit who, like Mike Pence, can't trust himself to be alone with women other than his wife, so that's a win all around! :-D