I'm sorry, but I took one look at the page, and tried to scroll (on a desktop mind you, other people are complaining about mobile, which I can easily imagine as

I'm sorry, but I took one look at the page, and tried to scroll (on a desktop mind you, other people are complaining about mobile, which I can easily imagine as being 10x worse), and I closed the page. This is nonsense. I'm aware my browser has a reader mode: I shouldn't have to use it just to be able to read.